She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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