I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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