and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
