was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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