I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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