I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
It's shark week go big or go home
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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