okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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