If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Randomize
