I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do vagina's smell?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
