no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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