I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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