How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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