I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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