1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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