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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  So many bounce houses so little time

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.

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• (408): View more from California

  tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????

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• (512): View more from Texas

  just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

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• (716): View more from New York

  I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.

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