If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.