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• (518): View more from New York

  I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.

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  May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  so you masturbated because Oprah told you?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.

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  Cruelly.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!

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• (562): View more from California

  Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown

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  My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just don't do anything stupid

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  i did a stupid sorry

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