My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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