I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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