so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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