i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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