I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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