Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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