Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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