I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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