I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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