did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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