I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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