she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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