My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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