why didn't you poke me back
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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