She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
In other news, I just burned my penis
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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