I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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