i just had sex bonerless
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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