She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rumble strips road head = magical
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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