This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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