If i come over, it means nothing
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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