I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
