I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Randomize
