It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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