the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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