i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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