Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
it's like iHOP with fire
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"