I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
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Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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