just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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