What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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