its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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