I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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