Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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