I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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