Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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