My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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