At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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