Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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