I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize