Barsexuality is the new black.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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