South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
This is classic penis vs brain.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
