the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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